Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
This Vine gives me life.
I fucking played this video in the living room in complete silence when my mom and step dad were in the room and they both go “What the hell are you watching”. Thanks tumblr
i want this as my phone riingtone thanks.
You’re welcome ;)
STOP PUPPIES YOU’RE TOO CUTE
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
im going to cry
I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
"To all the women who silently made history"
the only card i will ever send